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Fridges come in big boxes.
she
She has developed blatant double-standards when it comes to leaving the freezer/fridge door open. If she's the one who has opened it (usually to get some ice for an 'oweee' or milk to drink) she loves to stand and bask in it's glorious coldness, refusing to move or close the door. If I need to grab something while preparing a meal she pushes with all her tiny (but surprisingly forceful) might to slam it shut!
me